I'm back, and look what I found!

Stone the flamin' crows, living in this room with these computers certainly has its advantages.
Last night after John & Bev had gone to bed I started John's computer up and took a look around the Internet.

Wow! I found some really great sites all about gnomes, and found that they even have an annual gnome convention in the Blue Mountains each Australia Day.

Struth, I realise now that I led a very sheltered life stuck on that shelf at Wayne's World.

Anyway, back to the Australia Day Gnome Convention. I found lots of photos of other gnomes on this web site...you can check them out here if you like http://australiangnomeconvention.com.au/gnome_convention/australia_day_convention.htm

There is even photos of sheila gnomes to perve on, oops look at, and one of them is topless, and another one is pole dancing...struth that made the old ticker race I can tell you.

Here's a couple of photos of those shelias.

Topless Gnome

Pole Dancing Gnome

When great uncle Norbert saw those photos he called me a dirty little bugger, but I'm sure I spotted a cheeky grin on the old buggers face.

Now I've really got to keep in John and Bev's good books as I'm hoping that they'll take me to the Australia Day Gnome Convention next year, just so I can see if I can find any long lost relatives mind you.

Oh, before I forget, the itching powder that I put great uncle Nortbet's beard yesterday back fired on me as the old bugger is scratching like a dog with fleas, and the dandruff from his beard is making me sneeze.